MOVIE ABOUT A PERSON WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH DEATH AND CONTINUOUSLY COMMITS MURDER IN ORDER TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM UNTIL DEATH IS FINALLY LIKE “YOU ARE MAKING MY JOB SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TO BE LETS JUST GO OUT FOR A COFFEE OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCK”
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Watch this pls. Very important.
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Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger
No he’s a grizzly bear.
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
Guess what I got at the thrift store
is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”
little jaden looks so pleased with himself
The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
We need to get this to 1,000,000 notes!
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