LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM
Enjoy the cavities
you must be fun at parties
TWITTER HAS NO CHILL
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?
You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.
You know what’s great about legos?
Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
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